Cages or wings - which do you prefer?

Just when you think you have it all planned, life throws a fast one.

It’s not just Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae that hit a downward spiral and went plummeting. I, too, seem to be going bankrupt despite the warning signs that I had telling me not to take 15 credits, start working on my senior thesis a year early, plan for law school, score a summer internship eight months in advance and finish out my term as president of my sorority. Though I have known all along that life and my aspirations would catch up with one another, I have finally nose-dived, and am secretly hoping that some greater power will step in to help me take control of my life.

But since God works nothing like the federal government (to my knowledge, at least), I decided it would be a good time for me to take control of myself and recalculate my priorities. Essentially, I am my own bailout plan. Unlike its federal counterpart, though, my plan was approved by me, myself and I, and it passed without any earmarks or pork barreling.

Between classes, getting settled back in Gainesville and re-familiarizing myself with slow-paced life, I seem to have pushed everything I once adored to the back burner: my friends, my free time, my reading for fun and my blog. School and the presidency became my top priorities, and everything else became secondary. Three cups of coffee became staples of my day, and my alarm goes of religiously at 8 a.m., even on the weekends, so I can get it all done. No one said it was easy to be the queen bee, the star student and the best friend, especially all at once. Silly me.

But if you know me, you know I like a challenge. I’m not into being cooped up in my bedroom hour upon hour doing work. So now, more than a month into my classes, I seem to have gotten a grip and figured out how to balance my hundreds of pages of reading a night with my 10-page-long papers and my smaller homework assignments. I color code my planner and make meticulous lists. It never ceases to amaze me how much pleasure I get from digging my pen deep into my Post-Its, etching out whichever project, reading assignment, paper or e-mail response I have completed. The result: a little more time for friends, a little more for fun and even a little more for blogging.

So, yes, it’s been a while. An awfully long while. And too long if you ask me. But I’m back. It’s time for me to start doing things for me because every bailout plan has some cushion to give its writers some perks.

As for cages or wings….maybe I just shoulda asked the birds. 

B is for Broke, with a capital B, and that rhymes with P, and that stand for Pudgy bellies.

Hi. I am Katie. I am B. ro. ke.  

Let’s be honest, though, it wouldn’t have been a summer-of-a-lifetime if I didn’t end up broke. The funny thing is - I barely bought anything. No presents – for others or myself (well, maybe a few tiny things here and there), but for the most part, no gifts. The majority of my money went toward food. Though I should probably be embarrassed by that, I’m not. I wined and dinned like a queen these past three months. So I would like to have something to show (other than my pudgy belly) for my money spent -  

A Sweet Treat: The all-inclusive KP Restaurant Review, which took me 10 weeks, and hundreds of dollars, to thoroughly complete. 

Marakeseum – Traditional Ethiopian food just south of Washington Park. You eat pureed veggies that sort of resemble baby food with your hands. It’s a riot and should be done family style, with everyone reaching their hands across everyone else to soak up the smashed goodness.   

Buddakahn – The place to see and be seen. A true celeb hot spot. Though the food is pricey, the décor is something not to be missed and the food is flavorful. It’s known for its Asian-fusion food, but also turns into a lounge at night, so the drinks are tasty too.    

Fig & Olive – In the heart of the Meatpacking District, I consumed some of the best scallops I have ever eaten. As its name suggests, the restaurant specializes in olive oils, so before the meal, you get to try oil from California, Italy and Spain. Italy tasted like the regular olive oil your parents use in everyday cooking. California actually tasted like how you would imagine the state should taste if you could eat it – summery and light with a slight fog. Spain was a tad salty, but for obvious reasons, I favored it. This dinner took Jessica, Dana and I two hours, but we had some good conversations.    

Jing Fongs & Vanessa’s Dumplings – I dragged Irena and Jessica to Jing Fong’s with me because I was desperately seeking authentic Chinese dim sum. Sorry to report, but this place was a flop. They didn’t have the charts racing around with choices of steamed buns and such. The menu was totally in Japanese and the few dumplings we did order left something to be desired (probably because we were too worried we were eating dog or cat since the language barrier was just too hard to break). We left, leaving many of the dumplings behind. But I, determined to find some good dumplings, decided to try Vanessa’s, which came to me on recommendation from some random guy in a bar. For $2, I got a plate of 6 steamed dumplings filled with veggies and chicken. So yummy. Mission accomplished.  

Di Fara’s – Killer pizza in Brooklyn. See previous post about this place. 

Global Kitchen/Pax – depending on if I was working at Universal or Us, respectively. It was at these little cafés that I filled up on my eggs whites in a wheat wraps and my iced coffees just the way I like ‘em – light and sweet. 

Elephant and Castle – A tasty brunch joint in the West Village. I thoroughly enjoyed my goat cheese and spinach egg white omelet. It’s a cute, quaint place that is reminiscent of someone’s home, which makes it the ideal locale for catching up with old friends.      

Haru – Another trendy place, specializing in sushi. I would say you probably go for the atmosphere and the convenience (it was one block away from my apartment). The fish is fresh, but it’s so expensive for such small rolls that you almost feel guilty spending your mullah.  

Bam – A true, honest-to-goodness automat. Like what you see on TV. Supposedly they’re all the rage in China and Japan and such. You put in your money, push a button and out comes a hot dog or a hamburger or chicken fingers. It really baffled my mind. But, hey, they say this is the food of the future and the place looked damn cool!  

16 Handles – Great ice-cream by the ounce. A truly innovative concept place in which you mix whatever flavors of the soft serve you want and then top it with whatever toppings you want. Then, you pay by how much the whole thing weighs. It makes already fun ice-cream that much more fun. 

Pinkberry – The city’s famous Fro-Yo place. It serves tart yogurt topped with fresh fruit or granola. My favorite was the coffee flavor with strawberries and bananas. My only complaint is that it seems a bit expensive for yogurt and fruit, ringing in at a little over $6 for a small. 

Cafetasia – My absolute favorite cheap Thai restaurant in the city. If I wasn’t going there, I was ordering in. The tables in the restaurant are cafeteria-style, meaning you sit next to a total stranger. While the food is cheap (by New York City standards anyway) the atmosphere is not compromising. The lights hang low and the bathroom is co-ed. Plus, you essentially pee in the dark because if you turn the lights up (as I did), the waiter comes in to turn them off again. Strange...but fun. Only in NY, right? As for the delivery, one night I called in at 7:29 p.m. and the food was literally at my door at 7:38 p.m. Though it seemed almost impossible (and I am still confused by it), everything in the city is ridiculously fast, so I didn’t think twice about it. Don’t ask, don’t tell right? 

Jamaican street vendor on the corner of 7^th and 51^st – Quick and affordable. Such scrumptious curried chicken. I always skipped the rice and got extra salad. The whole lunch cost me $4. And I had my food in less than a minute. Talk about a new spin on fast food.   

S’Mac – A small hole-in-the-wall specializing in only macaroni and cheese. Because of the high calorie content, it was pretty hard to find someone to go with me, so I waited until everyone left and treated myself. Though they have every choice of mac and cheese you could ever imagine (including mac with hamburger, sausage, goat cheese, veggies and bread crumbs), I stuck with the all-American cheddar kind in the smallest size possible. It came out in a sizzling metal skillet with a crispy, baked top. Mmm, mmm good.   

Levain’s Bakery – This place was featured on Food Network. Apparently, the owners began this cookie shop because they wanted to carb-load before running marathons. Each cookie they sell weighs ½ a pound (and probably makes you gain 10), but it totally worth it. Jess, Rachel and I essentially did their whole concept….but backward. After we ran/walked the 5-mile race in Central Park, we then chowed down on our cookies (so much for carb-loading BEFORE the race). We split all four types of cookies they sell, digging into each with our fingers and not caring that chocolate and oatmeal and peanut butter were smearing all over our faces.  

Gobo: Food for the Five Senses – A vegetarian restaurant. But what they lack in meat, they make up for in flavor and color. A true foodie’s heaven. I enjoyed the veggie cobb salad with brown rice, lentils, beans, fruit, nuts and other deliciousness. Jess and I would dine here just to make ourselves feel good that we were providing our bodies with filling, yet organic meals, while getting our daily in-take of fruits and veggies. And we’d talk about how healthy we were being the entire meal.      

And scene. Enough of the food review before I get hungry. 

The food itself is only half of it, though. It is my philosophy that a delicious meal must be shared with great company in a pleasurable atmosphere in order to be an all-around remarkable dining experience. Sitting in the airport and going through some of my fondest memories of dinners and lunches and brunches and midnight snacks, I can’t help but relive all the memories. A girl should only be as lucky as I am to have had hundreds of splendid meals with even better friends and conversations...even if she only has a pudgy belly and empty pockets to show for it. 

You can’t know where you are going, unless you know where you’ve been

Indulge.

My word of the summer.

And I owned it like I’ve never owned anything before. Indulge in food. Indulge in work. Indulge in alone time. Indulge in sight-seeing. Indulge in night life. Indulge in friends – lost and found.

I didn’t just eat Ethiopian food. I let my nostrils fill with the spicy smells and let the residue from the spongy bread soak into my fingers. I made it a feast. My friends joined me and we laughed as heartily as the food we devoured. At my internships, I listened. Even when I wasn’t being spoken to, I let my ears ring with the sound of the executives’ voices as they speculated about the direction the company going in. At the Broadway shows, I clapped hard to show my appreciation. I didn’t stop until my hands were throbbing and red with excitement. On the Brooklyn Bridge, I observed the city for what it is. I took note of every minute detail, every building, every speck of light. At dance class, I really felt the hardwood floor smacking under me. I danced with vigor and didn’t care that I could barely keep up with steps.

Throughout every one of my indulgences (some call it narcissistic, I call it a savory use of time), I was tirelessly passionate about nothing in particular but finding myself and what I want out of life.

Where does all this come from, you ask? Well, I was riding the subway and saw this staring directly at me, like an omen from God, helping me realize where I have been and what my role was:

"There are roughly three New Yorks. There is, first, the New York of the man or woman who was born there, who takes the city for granted and accepts its size, its turbulence as natural and inevitable. Second, there is the New York of the commuter - the city that is devoured by locusts each day and spat out each night. Third, there is the New York of the person who was born somewhere else and came to New York in search of something . . . Commuters give the city its tidal restlessness, natives give it solidity and continuity, but the settlers give it passion." -E. B. White, Here is New York

I, of course, am number 3.

I am relishing in every last second, hopelessly clinging on to the pulsating vibe exuding from the city like it’s life support, in hopes that I won’t wake up tomorrow and have to catch a plane back to reality. Maybe I don’t know where I am going and maybe that’s because I don’t know exactly where I’ve been. But I do know that I’ve done everything whole-heartedly and with passion. So if that’s any indication of anything, well then, I can’t wait to enjoy the ride.

En route-ine

Do you know what I love about this city?

I love that no matter how long the line is at Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts, it only takes 5 minutes for me to order my drink and get it because the employees know New Yorkers are always on a time crunch. I love the fresh display of flowers keeping the bodegas smelling pretty. I love the taxi cab drivers who think I am a tourist and try to take me the long-winded way home. I love the bouncers who care more about a pretty face than an accurate ID. I love the tourists who clog up Times Square trying to figure out which restaurants are the cheapest, when all along all they need to do is head to the East Village. I love that every morning I can go to my favorite café on 52nd and 6th to get my egg whites on a wheat wrap with 4 packets of Heinz ketchup and a medium iced coffee with skim milk and two Splenda for $4.55 after tax. I love that it never takes me more than 20 minutes to get to work on the subway, even if trains are held up. I love that my doorman pretends to not know who I am because it is his job to see everyone’s ID card whenever they enter the building. And I even love the man who sits on the corner across from The Blue Water Grille and monotonously says “One penny a day” every single day in a voice that resembles the sound a calloused heel makes when it’s being scraped by a cheese grater.

What can I say though? I’m just a small-town girl - now city-slicker - that loves her routine.

I wake up to the sunrise outside of my window and the sound of my Gossip Girl ringtone/alarm clock that I promptly set the night before. I stumble my way to the bathroom, turn on the water in the shower as hot as it will go and proceed to brush my teeth in the sink, which is practically invading on shower’s space. It’s not until my teeth are minty fresh and my body is tingly clean that I can even fathom what my day will look like. I give my closet a quick minute run-down in my head and plan my look-of-the-day as I wrap my bath sheet around me. By the time I am done getting ready, I have worked up an appetite for my eggs and coffee. I play a game with myself to see how many blocks I can walk without being stopped by traffic and lights, and sometimes, I even ignore the blinking hand telling me to halt if I know I can make it across. I always know it’s going to be a good day if I can walk the “L” at the crosswalk of a four-way stop without stopping because I caught the traffic light at the perfect moment.

Oh those crosswalks. If you’re not running into someone you know, you’re bumping into someone you don’t (literally). And so it goes, and I love it - everyday like clockwork. So if anyone could tell me what I am supposed to do about heading back to Gainesville, where egg whites on whole wheat wraps and crosswalks don’t exist, be my guest.

For the benefit of Mr. Kite, there will be a show tonight

Hem, hem…ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages….Something peculiar. Something stupendous. Something for everyone …..My Life: a three-ring circus.

To your left: My Work (OoOOoooo)
God I love my job. Let me just say it once more. I love my job. Really, I do. Despite the sometimes stressful nature of making sure all the mailings are sent out on time and properly, my internship comes with the greatest perks. Not only do I get to meet weekly with the different departments within my record label to pick the executives’ brains, but I also get to go to concerts. And it’s not that I just get to go to concerts. Oh no. I get to sit in the 10th row for free and then go backstage to meet the bands and performers.

About two weeks ago, my internship sent me and some of the other interns to the Hinder and 3 Doors Down concert in New Jersey. The group of us hoped into an expense-paid car to make the hour journey into the neighboring city. We made our way to our prime seats and jammed to musicians that we normally listen to at 100 percent volume in the office. Going backstage to meet the bands was just an added bonus and the whole car ride back we giggled about how amazing our lives are.
Fast forward to the following week (which was actually a week ago) and my work did it again. They sent me to the “Ten out of Tenn” tour to see one of our new artists, Erin McCarley. Oh. My. God. As if looks aren’t doing it for her, her voice is simply sexy. And she plays the guitar. She kinda has this new-age, country, alternative thing about her music and well, I am a huge fan. She played in an intimate lounge and I am still secretly wishing I could be her. But this isn’t a magic show and I can’t become someone I am not, so on with the show.

A few days ago, none other than Kevin Costner made his way into our office to talk about his band, which is signed to our record label. Though admittedly at first I had no idea who he was, once he came in I recognized him…Swing Vote, The Guardian…you know. It was amazing to hear him speak about his passion for his music, and even more amazing to take a picture with him.

To your right: My Playtime - Featuring a water show and Japenese karaoke at an Irish bar with a Canadian and a Bulgarian. (AHhhhh)

A little while ago my friend, Irena, came to visit. She has been dying for a guest appearance in this blog so here it is:
Presenting, in person, that 5-foot-6 bundle of dynamite, Irena, the Bulgarian.

Since she hadn’t been to New York in years, she was determined to partake in adventures that Jess and I had not yet embarked upon. So the three of us took on a water show.

Perhaps it’s one of NYC best kept secrets, but kayaking on the Hudson River off of Pier 96 is free. Yes, that’s right folks. For no money at all, you can get a locker to store your purse, a life jacket, a kayak and a paddle. All you have to do is bring yourself. Irena and I double kayaked with me in back and her in front. Jess managed her own. It had been so long since my Girl Scout days and kayaking that I nearly forgot just how much fun it is to get your ass wet from the sunken seats and fight about which way to paddle if you want to turn left. To make the time even more enjoyable, we sang Pocahontas songs as we mushed through the water, and I realized that sometimes the best things in life are reminiscent of your childhood.
Now, ladies and gentlemen, it’s time of the show where I wow you with my singing ability.

It was my goal this summer to sing at a karaoke bar. It only seemed appropriate, being in a city of performers and all, that I would perform. So I dragged Jess, some of our friends from work (including a Canadian intern) and some of our friends from home (including Irena) to a sing with me at bar called Stout.

I know, I know, it sounds like the start of a bad joke, doesn’t it? So a Jew, a Bulgarian and a Canadian walk into an Irish bar…little did they know they would make fools of themselves singing everything from Jessie’s Girl to All I Want for Christmas is You to Tenacious D covers and then leave at 3 in the morning. Aw heck, who am I kidding? These are the nights I live for.

Intermission: “Get your peanuts, get your popcorn”
The cotton candy man is played by young designers at the Young Designers Market. The popcorn sellers are the ever-so-influential SoHo boutiques. And lavish nightlife will be filling in for the peanut guy.

Sometimes, I feel like a little kid at the circus ready to throw a temper tantrum when my parents say that I can’t purchase the over-priced goods. It seems that in NYC everyone is selling something I simply can’t resist. Whether it’s a great dress, my ideal pair of boots or expensive food and drinks at the hottest restaurants in town, I can’t help but become the wide-eyed girl wanting a little bit of everything. But I’m not a little kid any more, and temper tantrums don’t get me anywhere when there is no money in my bank account. So I admiringly look at all the things I want and then leave...or order an appetizer.

Honestly though, how can you go to the circus and not even bring home one souvenir just to show your friends that you were actually there? No parent in their right-mind could argue that. So I had to give in a little at the Young Designers Market.

Every weekend in the part of town somewhere between Chinatown and Little Italy, the Young Designers Market opens its doors to reveal some of the city’s up-and-coming designers, including clothing creators and jewelers, so my friend Emily and I were dying to go. Each article of clothing and accessory is more artistic or more funky or more fabulous than the next, and I chose to treat myself to a simple, embroidered dress that will go great with my dream boots, once I find (and can afford) them. I bartered with the young woman and left feeling proud that I not only got a great deal, but also that I had landed a one-of-a-kind dress by a potentially huge designer.

Scuttle in now folks. The lights are dimming. The show’s a go. Come one, come all. You don’t wanna miss this one: a disappearing act. (Awww)

A week ago my partner in crime left. (Notice our good-bye dinner picture)Jess only booked housing for eight weeks, so she packed her bags and head home leaving me high and dry. Life in this city for me just isn’t the same. To top it off, my other two roommates have left for good too. So now I am attempting to enjoy some peace and quiet in my apartment. The problem is I can’t seem to find the quiet in my own mind.

Do you know that the other evening I almost (I repeat, almost) went to a movie by myself? Then, of course, I came to and realized there’s no need to pity myself for not having someone to do everything with during every second of my day. But just as this summer has, this past week has taught me a lot. Being alone is something I desperately need practice on. Thank God I made tons of other friends this summer who have been keeping my busy gallivanting around town for meals and window shopping.

Now if you will, silence please. In the center ring of my three-ring spectacle, of course, is me.

With nearly too much alone time on my hands, I spent hours thinking about myself, where I came from and my passions. My aunt came to visit and took me to see “In The Heights,” the Broadway show that recently won multiple Tony awards. Watching the performers sing and dance with exorbitant amounts of energy on stage didn’t leave me feeling happy. It left me feeling like a part of me was missing. The whole reason I fell in lust with New York back in the day was because it served as home to my beloved musical theatre. It was the heart, the passion, to my very existence. And every part of me yearned to be back in the city before this summer so that I could revel in arts.

The show inspired me. Thanks to the handy-dandy internet, I googled my favorite dance studio in the city, Broadway Dance Center, and showed up to take a 2 hour jazz class. Like a dehydrated man finally taking a sip of water, I rekindled a fervor within me, and felt happy again to be alone in my own skin. Sometime between college and internships, I forgot about my old friend and outlet, dancing, and I have since vowed to myself that every once in a while I’ll go back to it.

Because this is The KP Spectacular, the greatest show on earth, I have some special guest appearances for the grand finale. Sandra Oh, Heather Graham, and the bachelor from the first season of The Bachelor will now briefly enter my circus.

When walking around Union Square and the Meatpacking district, I spotted all these characters. Let’s face it: it wouldn’t be a true New York experience if I didn’t have some random celeb run-ins. You didn’t honestly think that in my two-and-a-half months here I wouldn’t happen to bump into some stars, did you? These serendipitous meetings were kinda like what the elephant act is to the circus – they gave that little extra oomph to my summer that I just can’t seem to forget.

While my past 10 weeks were jam-packed with more fun than I could have ever even hoped for, I am finally preparing for my departure this Saturday. I’m slowly packing up the ol’ circus tent after going out with a bang because all good things must come to an end. But what can I say? I guess I can’t run away to the circus forever.

An ode to monuments at night, taking the train alone and being legally brunette

Elle Woods never saw it coming. The poor thing.
And to be honest, I don’t think D.C. did either.

But ready or not, within the past week or so, I not only stole Ms. Woods’ thunder as sorority girl gone legal expert, but I like to think that maybe, just maybe, I stole a little bit of THE capital’s limelight, even if it was only short lived.

Ladies and gentlemen and children of all ages – a reenactment.

Straight from New York City for five days only to the lovely, historical, spotless town of D.C., the one, the only (drum roll please)……… KP (or Katie Packer – because the least I can do in a town which requires all of its workers to wear suits daily is use my formal name).

From my humble abode I made my way to Penn Station – all by myself, I may add. My 40lb. suitcase and I hobbled up and down staircases and across crosswalks until I reached the Acela Express waiting area. Sitting and slurping on an iced coffee with a book in hand, it hit me that for the first time in my life I was a “big girl” – traveling for business all by my lonesome to a city I knew very little about. I somehow managed to not only get my ticket, but make my way down to the train tracks, get on the train, snag a seat (though I rode backwards the entire time), and get safely to D.C. Once at Union Station in the capital, I reaffirmed my “big girl” status by hailing my very own taxi cab and getting to my hotel in Arlington, VA safely.

The purpose of my trip, which I believe I failed to mention, was to represent my sorority, the Delta Kappa chapter of Delta Phi Epsilon, at our biennial convention. Essentially, it was the convergence of 70-some-odd chapters and our national staff. As the president of my chapter, I attended meetings, participated in rituals and even got to carry my chapter’s flag during what I have dubbed “The March of the Girly Girls.”

While I learned a lot about my sorority and the other chapters at this highly anticipated convention, my favorite part – by far – was Grand Chapter. Though I can’t divulge too much (sisterly secrets, ya know?), I am proud to say I chapter of y secrets, you know?), her chapters at this highly aniticpated convention made a difference. With my business-attire clothing and my glasses placed firmly on my face, I stood before the entire grand chapter and contested a proposed amendment to our national constitution – using Robert’s Rules of Order, of course. When it came time to vote, nearly every delegate chose to strike down the proposal. Mission accomplished.

To add a cherry on top of my deliciously sweet triumph, when I went to the bathroom during a break, one of the alumnae delegates spoke with me even though I never met her before.

“Hey, Delta Kappa,” she said. “Thanks for that.”

Move over Elle. Legally blonde just became officially legally brunette. Well folks…that’s it. I’m sold. Law school, here I come.

When I wasn’t tied up being a mover-and-shaker, I ventured to Georgetown to meet up with a best friend from college, Chantalle, whose classy nature and love of good food lent themselves nicely to a wonderful night. We went to Mei nYu for Asian-fusion food and some time to catch up. We blabbed on and on about our internships, our lives and, of course, boys. We vowed to meet up again in Georgetown before I left to go back to the city, so that’s exactly what I did.

I took the other delegate representing my chapter, Danielle, with me to brunch at Leopold’s, where we met up with Chantalle again. Though this visit was much shorter, Danielle and I made some time to stroll through all the shops on M Street, which seemed to be an exclave of Soho, before heading back to more meetings.

After our long day, Danielle and I, along with some new friends from the convention, were itching to tour the famous monuments at night. We climbed the steps to the Lincoln Memorial, gazed into the Reflecting Pool, stared up at the Washington Monument, walked around the World War 2 Memorial and posed by the gates of the White House. So much history in so little time.

Though I do admit I enjoyed my five-day stay in the foreign city where the Metro stops at midnight and the street are freakishly clean, my heart couldn’t help but beg, “Take me back to Manhattan,” so I took the Acela Express back to my fantasy island. Home, sweet home, at last.

Jess missed me probably as much as I missed her, so to celebrate my homecoming (and her sister’s stay at our apartment), we went into Brooklyn for “NYC’s best pizza” – as rated by Zagat’s and New York Time Out.

The place: Di Fara’s.
The locale: A small, smoky pizza parlor with only two people working – the cook and the person taking orders.
The cost: Between $20 and $30 a pie….and they take cash only. Quite an operation, if you ask me.
The patrons: At least 20 people gathering around to order pies.
The history: Apparently, the owner (aka the sole cook at the place), who is easily more than 60 years old, has been operating his business since the 1960’s and refuses to let any one else make pizzas because he has to touch every single one to make sure it has his stamp of approval.
The result: Amazingly delectable, thin crust pizza made with only fresh ingredients (fresh basil, fresh olive oil, fresh mozzarella and fresh veggies). But because the owner/chef is older, to put it nicely, you end up waiting an hour and a half for your food.

Was it worth it, you ask? Well despite having to wear our sunglasses at night and in the restaurant because the smoke from the older-than-old pizza oven was burning our eyes (Purple Haze should be rewritten as Pizza Haze) and despite the long wait, the pizza was better than we imagined. After one slice each, we were stuffed to capacity and got a box so we could take the rest of our pie to go.

One pizza box and twenty minutes later, the three of us girls decided to get in our exercise and walk from Brooklyn back to Manhattan – Brooklyn Bridge style. We crossed the mile-long bridge and ogled at the NYC skyline that resembled Lite-Brite. We snacked on our cold pizza. And we even got a glimpse at the “hidden” waterfalls coming from the bridges.

So while you may say that age-old monuments and clean streets are so much better and more historical than a bridge with water falling from it and pizza that takes nearly two hours to get, I would respectfully beg to differ. D.C. has nothing on my NYC – my dear, old, dirty town. The country's capital won't become my capital any time soon.

upDate

You see, I’d rather be having fun than writing about it.

At least that’s my sorry attempt at an excuse as to why I haven’t written in a long time.

But while that’s dandy for me, I realize it’s simply not fair to not clue you in on my existence that has become New York. Perhaps we should make this a bit exciting. Heck, let me take you on an upDate.

The Pick Up - making things less awkward
So it’s been a while. Over a week, to be more accurate. And though you would think I would have oodles of adventures to report on…I simply don’t. Life for me has gone from lightning speed to a thunderous halt. Fine. I am exaggerating a little. OK, maybe a lot. Not a halt. Not even really a lull. Just more of a relaxation-chill-start-savoring-everything period because this summer is flying by in a New York minute.

Well dear friends, where did I leave you last? Get on you’re A-game and get dolled-up. I’m back, live and in-color, so let’s hop in the cab, shall we? And we’ll begin our date.

Small Talk - a quick fill-in
My days lately are filled with shopping around and eating. Jess and I have been meandering from 5th Ave. to SoHo to Chinatown to Brooklyn and back again, looking for nothing in particular, but nonetheless looking. We pick out all the things we wish we could buy (ie: the Cartier LOVE bracelet and Harry Winston engagement rings) until we are exhausted and feeling depressed by our lack of money.

Other days we sit out in Central Park or upstairs at Barnes and Nobel to read (I am ecstatic to inform you that I just finished my new favorite book of all time, “Water for Elephants” – read it!). And yet other days (and nights) we chat-and-chew with friends, whether we are just hanging out in our apartment and meeting our neighbors or meeting up with friends for brunch.

And how could I forget? Last weekend, Jess and I caught part of the Gay Pride Parade – where the males-turned-females had WAY better bodies than we’ll ever have. Yes, we were genuinely jealous.

The Dinner – the real meat and potatoes – hardy enough to satiate any appetite that has been starved by my lack of writing recently
Jess and I didn’t realize we were popular. As ridiculous as that may sound, I got used to getting at least 3 phone calls a day from the different groups of friends I have acquired during my new life-within-my-life. I always had offers to hang out, or go out, or veg out every day and every night. Until I was just out.

As the 4th of July approached, he was going here, she was going there, so-and-so was traveling, etc. And so while Jess and I have had great plans all along, the Fourth, which probably should have been the epitome of our summer, the accumulation of all things great, the best-of-the-best of all Katie and Jessica Adventures thus far, was flat-lining…and fast.

Funny thing Jess and I have learned is that you don’t realize you were popular until after you’ve already begun your downfall. It happens in a flash. One day you get calls. The next, you don’t. Everyone has plans. Your not included. The good news, we have also learned, is it’s easy to recuperate.

We ended up getting together with some friends at a rooftop gathering with a make-shift BBQ involving none other than Mr. George Foreman. A cheeseburger and a handful of chips later, we all made our way to the side of the top of the 28-story building in the drizzling rain to catch a glimpse of the glitter lighting up the cloudy sky.

I had a view of not one, not two, but three different sets of fireworks, each more beautiful and bigger than the next.

Coffee Talk - about work
My internships have been going well, relatively. I say this tentatively, not wanting to sound ungrateful, as people would probably kill me to be me. But honestly, who actually wants to spend their days working? At Universal, I have gotten to be a part of focus groups, listening to albums that won’t be released until September, and I have also gotten to see some more live performances in our office’s music lounge. Of course, I still work on mass-mailings to radio stations and personal errands, but I love, love, love the other interns. So much in fact, that Jess and I (but mostly Jess) planned an intern happy hour for after work at a dive-bar called Whistlin’ Dixies. Being “sorority girls” and all, naturally, we would be the social planners. Though we hate to be cliché, we enjoyed planning and bringing our office of interns together. Duh!

Us Weekly is well….Us Weekly. All the writers, editors, photo gang and the rest of the crew have to bust their chops in order to pump out the next week’s issue. It still amazes me that they are capable of birthing a publication each week like clockwork. I transcribe, write blog updates and observe quietly…’nough said.

The Ride Home - my thoughts
You know, the more I think of it, I do more in one week than most people do in a month, so I am actually realizing my lull lately comes from the fact that I am turning into a New Yorker….I just expect to be running to do things. Jess and I really need to get back into exploring museums, going to the hottest clubs (though we did go to Coyote Ugly the other night!), seeing Broadway shows and spotting celebrities. But I guess at this point, now more than a month in, I don’t crave the touristy stuff like I used to. I am actually enjoying being a typical city-dweller. Oh - do you know that the other day someone stopped to ask me for directions? KP: 1. NYC: 0.

The Good-Bye - a sweet story to razzle-dazzle ya and make sure you're hooked

My obsession with the Olsens led me to a particular interest in a Sun Dance Film Festival film called "The Wackness" guest staring the one, the only Mary-Kate. After lots (and by lots, I do mean a good two hours) of research on the ever-so-handy Internet, I learned that there would be a free screening of the film at a movie theatre not even five-minutes from my apartment. Fate - I'd say so. So I shot an e-mail to the production company and scored two passes - one for me and one for Jess, of course - to the showing (KP: 2). Though the passes suggested we arrive at the theatre early, I had no idea that that translated to "get there at the crack of dawn in order to see if you can snag a seat."

As you can imagine, Jess and I didn't even make it half way through the line before we were told to leave because the threatre was full. KP: -1. NYC: 1.

Now hold your horses because if you know me, you know that I am not going to settle for this. This city can't knock me off my high-horse without putting up a fight....so that's exactly what I did.

Once the crowd of 100 cleared and the amateurs stopped their bickering with the man at the door ("Please, I am dying to see this movie. I'll sit on the floor!"), little old me stepped up to the plate to take a swing. Barce yourselves....

"Hi. My name is Katie and I am interning at Us Weekly (flash my badge). I really need to get in to see this movie, if you know what I mean. Are you sure me and my friend can't just sit on the floor of the movie theatre. It's pretty vital that I see this movie tonight (bat my eyelashes while Jess's draw drops open)."

Crack! This one's out of the park.

"I mean if you really want to I am not going to stop you...and I am by no means telling you you can...but do what you need to do."

Home run. KP: 5. NYC: -3. So Jess and I popped a squat on the nasty theatre floor and enjoyed our flick thoroughly.

As if that's not good enough, somewhere in the midst of this upDate, I began to date.

Simply dinner (sushi) and a movie (Wall-E) and, above all, good conversation -something that is surprisingly difficult to come by these days.

So with that, I’ll leave you, just as a good date should end…wanting more....

(Watching fireworks from the rooftop... notice the Empire State Building right behind us, which was lit up with red, white and blue lights)