Everywhere I go, it seems, someone is reaching in or across the table to steal a kiss from his or her loved one. Smack in the middle of a crosswalk, a long, passionate “hello.” A quick peck good-bye at a metro stop. Or a snuggle on the spongy grass in the park while staring aimlessly into the sky. I have single-handedly decided that the people in this little-big city just can’t get enough of each other.
And it’s not only the people. Love is oozing out of the street vendors’ artwork, the gardens, the food and the museums. Even the sculptures are in love.
See what I mean...even he has his stony arm on her stony shoulder?Soft focus on The Met – the King Kong of all museums, where Jess and I spent the greater portion of today.
I decided that I am going to meet my future husband in a museum. In the Temple of Dendur surrounded by water, to be more specific. Then we will be married there. And then we will move into our condo made of marble on 5th and 87th – the Upper East Side.
(Tell me this isn't the most beautiful room you have ever seen!)Earth to KP. Snap back to reality.
Sorry, I don’t know what it is about museums, but they inspire me. You can’t help but feel romantic as you make your way through the surreal galleries
Jess and I were amongst the great. Van Gogh, Monet, Picasso and my personal favorites, Degas and Renoir. In another lifetime, I am going to be Degas’ 14-year-old ballerina clad only in crinoline and spandex. “Do me,” I’ll say to him. “Do me in bronze and gold.”
We ogled visiting exhibits, including Jeff’s Koons’ life-sized, balloon-like art on the roof, modern photography collections and a Pop Art display featuring Andy Warhol’s work, while venturing through renowned museum, which is a piece of art in-and-of itself.
My favorite corridor, though, was the Superheroes: Fashion and Fantasy. Who would have ever thought that comic book characters’ superficiality and nubility are the very things that make them American icons? According to the exhibit, the larger-than-life characters embody perfection. I find it funny how Greeks view the woman body as delicate and covered in flowy materials, yet Americas feel the need to morph it with animal-like characteristics and dress it in dominatrix, form-fitting bodysuits.
Despite all the different types of talent showcased at the museum, it was intriguing to learn how different mediums can be used in art, whether it’s paint or stone or metal or feathers or fabric.
Right about now, I’d say my medium is a cross between magazines and music. But no matter what I seem to do with it, work is still work. At Universal, I am still running lots of errands and doing many mailings. At Us, I am transcribing interviews and photocopying. Luckily, I have met lots of great new people and am learning even more than I expected about both industries. This upcoming week, though, things at the office should be spicing up a bit because on Tuesday, Jess and I are VIP on MTV’s TRL with Taylor Swift, and one of my bosses at Us said I could cover an event…stay posted. Now if only our love lives would spice up too….
Funny thing is, in this city, which is all about love and couples, people seem perfectly content being alone.
Follow spot on my petite French Bistro, Le Pain Quotidien – which serves the most outstanding organic wheat bread at communal tables.
Jess and I opted to sit side-by-side at a long, wooden communal table in the center of the restaurant. After walking for 3 hours through the museum, tartines, or open-faced sandwiches, were just what we were looking for. When we looked around, we realized that most people were eating alone – an undertaking (more like a chore) that Jess and I would never regularly fathom.
Across from us: A European man who cut his sandwich with a knife and fork and then proceeded to eat it with a fork; a totally distraught woman blabbing to the waitress a-mile-a-minute about her life; a beautiful, blonde hopeful (talk about a Rembrandt) eating a muffin and tartine while finishing today’s crossword. And then there’s Matt (no last name) - the first truly decent guy I think I have met out here.
Well, I told a little white lie. Matt wasn’t at the French place. But he was eating alone at the dirt-cheap sushi bar in the East Village that Jess and I ate at last night. His pick up line: “Do you ladies want this magazine ‘cause if not, I am going to throw it away.” Except... it turned out to not be a pick-up line.
We got to talking with him about life and his job and our internships for a good hour. He told us some local joints not to miss in the city. And then when it came time to leave, he didn’t even ask for our numbers or ask to hang out with us for the rest of the night. It was a genuine conversation with a person whom I will probably never meet again in my life, without the hassle of being hit on - like all the guys do here, as if it’s their right, contaminating the city with their “Hey babys” and “Can I get your numbers?”
Maybe that’s the air pollution that people talk about. Though love is in the air here, sleazy men and boys pollute it daily with their unnecessary commentary and sound-effects. But if all the guys were more like Matt, well then let me tell you, I wouldn’t mind the contamination at all.
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